And the Wind Blows

Being in the fragrance industry i was browsing for some relevant innovations and I chanced upon this- a flatulence deodorizer

Initially I found it hilarious. Had to chide myself for being a stuck in time juvenile delinquent. This is one act where you are not looked upon kindly if you are the giving ( generous) variety. Then I felt bad for those who needed such a product- This is a subject that really evokes more laughter than concern.

Fart Facts
There is no difference in the chemistry of male and female digestion, hence men and women emit the same amounts of gas. However, men apparently have more fun doing it.
Some items are renowned for their effects : lentils, cauliflower, cabbage, peas & Garlic.
The cellulose in vegetables cannot be digested, therefore vegetarians produce more gas than people with a mixed diet.
Is a fart just a burp coming the wrong side? No- the chemical content is different.
Nothing harmful about holding a fart- so all who thought u had a valid excuse to do it in full glory- defer it in public - at least try
When the boss farts, pay no heed- will show your endurance and solidarity

What would you do if you inadvertently let one out?
	Act Cool and ignore
	Apologise
	Look at the neighbour in an unforgiving way
	Challenge all present to beat yours
	Raise your voice, drag a chair, do a jig
pollcode.com free polls

Farting Etiquette
Yes.There is such a thing. The acoustic range of a fart varies from unheard to deafening( sometimes hearing- threatening). The olfacatory one could be odourless to stinkbomb
If the former, you can play innocent If the latter, you are supposed to plead guilty and formally excuse yourself.
Passing wind in a lift is a no no. There is no way for the victims to escape and revenge may follow.

Celluloid Effarts
Salman Khan's look of bliss after a rather explosive escapade due to a over hearty meal in Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
Cant think of any others.... can you ?