I am doing my take on Itchy's heights. Thanks itchy for the uber-cool format.
Height of endorsement- Anush reccomends Sugar free to her paati( see pic)
Height of embarrassment- Anush had just learnt to wink and did so to an auto guy we had just had a tiff with
Height of direction- Or rather the absence of it. She drives her car only in reverse.
Height of tiredness- Exclaims "App. .ppaa" when she decides to sit after a while of standing
Height of laziness- She will pick up the sipper and have a sip and then say Hmmm and indicate that you should hold it for her
Height of Narcissism-Anush loves to see her pic in her Appa's mobile/ laptop/ mirror and will kiss the image and keep chanting "Paapa"
Height of irony- Anush laughed uncontrollably watching me cry. I learnt my lesson and I never cry in front of her.
Height of promptness- Anush closing the garbage cupboard door even before I am done putting away the trash.
Height of association- Her massage oil is in a squeezy bottle. Any liquid which remotely comes in such a bottle is immediately applied on her hair- eg. the water sipper/ the milk sipper/ shampoo bottle
Height of cruelty- Anush giving naani/nanny (whom she has been clinging to all day) the Royal Ignore, as soon as I get back from work
Height of reward- Anush clapping at my rendition of "Doli taaro"
Height of challenge- Anush stacking up the coloured rings without taking her eyes off the title song of a Tamil serial " Malargal"
Height of vigilance- Anush pointing at the fan when the maid is done sweeping the room
Height of dieting- Anush burns up the calories by rushing away between helpings
Height of desperation- Anush mock- munching (complete with sound effects) when we are eating accompanied by the "I am from Somalia" look
Height of competition- Sometimes she protests with an Ayyye ( sometimes even wakes up) if Navy and I decide to talk without giving her attention
Height of comparison- When I eat cornflakes ( dry) with her, and give her one at a time and eat a handful myself in one go, she tries to do the same. But baby, amma's handful and your handful are not the same, yet.
Height of anger- She will brush/ push you away if you block her view when any of the gross ads- Dinakaran/ Saravana Stores- are on air
Height of choosiness- She opens the small stock - wet wipes holder and removes all the wipes and then chooses the last one to play with
I tag Farah( u can do it on the comments) & Boo since ithcy has alreayd tagged all the rest I know.