Got tagged by itchy on this which requires a lot of wit of which I have little. But here it is anyway-
1.How do you feel after a one night stand?
Groggy and in need of sleep i am sure
Groggy and in need of sleep i am sure
2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
Why bother
Why bother
3. Does it hurt?
IT- Info tech - why shld it hurt?
IT- Info tech - why shld it hurt?
4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Yes we know when we are acting.
Yes we know when we are acting.
5. Does size really matter?
Does it not to you? Same rules apply ...gender equality you know.
Does it not to you? Same rules apply ...gender equality you know.
6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
We will go dutch. Is that feminist?
We will go dutch. Is that feminist?
7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Try draping a sari and we will see how long you take.
Try draping a sari and we will see how long you take.
8. Do you watch porn, too?
No. Not after seeing what it has done to you.
No. Not after seeing what it has done to you.
9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
It will make me suspicious.
It will make me suspicious.
10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Yeah- right.
Yeah- right.
11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Sometimes? You have listening deficiency or what ?
Sometimes? You have listening deficiency or what ?
12. Why are you always late?
Because I would not want to stand you up.
Because I would not want to stand you up.
13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
I undertand - it makes you a MAN- most annoying nut. Pun intended.
I undertand - it makes you a MAN- most annoying nut. Pun intended.
14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
No but i have wished I could pee seated.
No but i have wished I could pee seated.
15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
They do not need to wear flowers for the ceremony any more
They do not need to wear flowers for the ceremony any more
16. How often do you think about sex?
Lost track.
Lost track.
17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
Caution to the winds!
Caution to the winds!
18. Would you?
No.
No.
19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
They never learn do they?
20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Because she is very patient and giving.
21. Does it matter what car I drive?
YES, of course. And how well you can be driven.
22. Do you ever fart?
No. We just do not eat any cabbage, peanuts, beans, potatao. . .
No. We just do not eat any cabbage, peanuts, beans, potatao. . .
I tag anyone who wants to take it up.
7 comments:
Artnavy, this one was filled with wit. I was laughing the whole time. Well done!
hey new look - khool.
this is cho chweet!
tnx shobana- u flatter me
choxbox- work in progress
howdoweknow- tnx
good one. thanks for doing it
Funny stuff there, Art.
I had a question which is not part of the women demystified series. Do you shave legs and other parts (you know what i mean). and how often, Men usually like women who have clean shaven parts and it feels so good. since you answer things, i pose this to you and others.
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